Muhammad Nur Faqiih
Professional Unemployed

Muhammad Nur Faqiih

Master of Unemployment Arts

A superhero of unemployment with extraordinary abilities in sleeping until noon, Netflix marathons, and mastering the art of doing absolutely nothing productive.

Currently working as a Full-Time Unemployed at Mom's House, specializing in advanced procrastination techniques.

Unemployment Superpowers

Every unemployed superhero has unique abilities. These are my skills perfected over months of professional unemployment.

Master Sleep Specialist

Grandmaster

Ability to sleep 12+ hours straight and still feel tired

Bed Pillow Blanket Snooze Button

Netflix Marathon Vision

Legendary

Can watch entire seasons without breaks, even forget to eat

Netflix Disney+ YouTube TikTok

Food Delivery Expert

Master

Supernatural ability to order delivery food anytime

GrabFood GoFood Shopee Food Credit Card

Gaming Endurance

Godlike

Play games for days without losing focus or skill

Mobile Legends PUBG Steam Rage Quit

Infinite Social Scroll

Transcendent

Endless scrolling on all social media platforms

Instagram TikTok Twitter Facebook

Money Vanishing Magic

Unfortunate Master

Make money disappear faster than any magician

Shopee Tokopedia Steam Sale Impulse Buying

Epic Failures

Complete record of my battles against employment, productivity, and adult responsibilities.

The Great Resume Black Hole

Epic Fail
Villain: HRD Departments
Threat: Eternal Unemployment

Sent 200+ job applications into the void, all disappeared without a trace. Currently investigating this supernatural phenomenon.

Microsoft Word PDF Converter Copy-Paste False Hope

Mission Impact:

0 responses, 100% rejection rate, infinite sadness

Battle Against Interview Monster

Mission Failed
Villain: Interview Monster
Threat: Social Anxiety Overload

Faced the Interview Monster multiple times, each battle ended with awkward silence and promises of 'we'll call you back'.

Zoom Fake Confidence Prepared Answers Cold Sweat

Mission Impact:

5 interviews, 0 job offers, maximum embarrassment

LinkedIn Connection Spam

Mission Failed
Villain: Professional Isolation
Threat: Career Stagnation

Tried to defeat loneliness by sending connection requests to random people, hoping someone would offer a job.

LinkedIn Premium Generic Messages Desperate Networking Cringe

Mission Impact:

500+ connections, 0 job leads, questionable reputation

Skill Development Procrastination

Mission Abandoned
Villain: Procrastination Demon
Threat: Skill Stagnation

Started 47 online courses to improve skills but never finished any because the Procrastination Demon was too strong.

Coursera Udemy YouTube Tutorials Good Intentions

Mission Impact:

0% course completion, 100% guilt accumulation

The Freelance Mirage

Mission Failed
Villain: Cheap Clients
Threat: Financial Desperation

Chased the illusion of easy freelance money, only to meet clients who want premium work for peanut prices.

Fiverr Upwork Lowball Offers Dignity Loss

Mission Impact:

$10 earned, 50 hours wasted, self-worth destroyed

Mom's Patience Depletion

Mission Critical
Villain: Disappointed Mother
Threat: Getting Kicked Out

Ongoing battle to maintain mom's patience while living rent-free and contributing nothing to society.

Fake Job Applications House Chores Emotional Manipulation Guilt Trips

Mission Impact:

Maximum relationship strain, imminent eviction threat